Funny Things I’ve Heard this Week

• "You’d better be careful or that prosecutor will throw another charge your way"
• "Your right is on the right side of your right"
• "I don’t want to play softball today, I want to stay home and have sex"
• "I have had a long day, I’ve walked to the laundry room like four times"
• "I’m not ready for the whole Bolivian Army"
• "You’re upsetting my rabbit"