Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Scenic Route

I took the scenic route to the gym the other morning. I like taking this “back” way because it avoids the freeway and I get to drive along palm-tree-lined streets that wind around Mission Bay, past Sea World. It was like any other drive until I took the exit and wound my way down to the street where my gym is located. As I made my way down the loop, I glanced over at the wooded area at the edge of the road. There stood a homeless man (I assume by his appearance), facing the road, taking a piss. Yes, taking a piss. He was making no attempt to hide his actions, so I was lucky enough not only to see the rainbow of urine, but his penis as well. The “scenic route” now has a whole new meaning.

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