Sunday, October 11, 2009

CPR Class

I have to maintain a CPR certification from the American Red Cross to be a certified personal trainer. So once a year I spend 4+ hours in a classroom rolling around on the floor with my classmates and Annie the dummy. And every year I am “pleasantly” surprised by what I see and hear in class.

This year’s observations/thoughts:

  • I’m not sure how comfortable I would be to receiving CPR from a woman with a lip ring
  • I’m not sure how comfortable I would be receiving CPR from anyone who has trouble passing the open book test required for certification
  • Females over the age of eight should not have hair down to their ass (except for Chrystal Gail)
  • I don’t think a 4 hour class really prepares me to save a life

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