Damn Funny

So my mother and I just spent 5 days together in Reno. She had a conference for work so I tagged along for some mother-daughter time. One afternoon we were in the hotel room watching TV and a commercial for the new movie “Couples Retreat” (which is damn funny by the way) came on. It was a scene in which all the couples are supposed to strip down to their underwear but one of the characters admits to not wearing any underwear.

“Is that what you call Guantanamo?” Mom asked once the commercial was over.

“What?”

“When you don’t where underwear, what is that called?” She asked.

“Um, you mean commando?” I asked, starting to laugh.

I still haven’t stopped laughing.

CPR Class

I have to maintain a CPR certification from the American Red Cross to be a certified personal trainer. So once a year I spend 4+ hours in a classroom rolling around on the floor with my classmates and Annie the dummy. And every year I am “pleasantly” surprised by what I see and hear in class.

This year’s observations/thoughts:

• I’m not sure how comfortable I would be to receiving CPR from a woman with a lip ring
• I’m not sure how comfortable I would be receiving CPR from anyone who has trouble passing the open book test required for certification
• Females over the age of eight should not have hair down to their ass (except for Chrystal Gail)
• I don’t think a 4 hour class really prepares me to save a life